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My Thoughts on the Strange Thing About the Johnsons

After finally giving in to my nosy ass inner-self, I ran off to YouTube to search for the much talked about short film The Strange Thing About The Johnsons. Within a few minutes of watching this disturbing piece of cinematic art, I quickly realized why so many people were talking ...

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My Thoughts on the Strange Thing About the Johnsons

After finally giving in to my nosy ass inner-self, I ran off to YouTube to search for the much talked about short film The Strange Thing About The Johnsons. Within a few minutes of watching this disturbing piece of cinematic art, I quickly realized why so many people were talking ...

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Short Story: The Return of a Big Girl Named Tasha

Since I’ve had the time of my fucking life with a big girl named Tasha, I had not heard from her. And I have to be honest, for a couple days after our get-together, I was a little shocked that she curved the shit outta me like that. Like, she ...

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Short Story: The Time of My Life with a Big Girl Named Tasha

I met her at Applebee’s one night when  I was heading back to my table from an adventure in the bathroom. She was coming from the opposite direction through a ridiculously small aisle when she bumped into me and almost made me knock table #13’s order of baby back ribs ...

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Love is My Religion

I’ve been an energetic wreck the last few days. That’s kinda what happens when you’re an introvert. You tend to get backed into these emotional corners to the point you come out fighting off energy like Trey swinging at the air in Boyz N Tha Hood. With all that’s been ...

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Dating Before Modern Technology Was F*cked Up

I can only imagine how stressful it was to date back in the days before there was modern technology like phones. Back then, you had to like…send actual letters and shit. Picture this. Dude be sitting in the log cabin thinking about the fine ass chick he met at the ...

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We Need White People

We’re in pain. I get it. The daily stresses of being a person of color in a mayonnaise majority is like bearing the weight of a couple dozen worlds on those two tired ass shoulders of yours. I realize it’s not something you can easily turn the other cheek on ...

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People With Colored Contacts Keep Me Up At Night

The other night, the craziest dream happened to me. Normally, I dream about awesome shit like sex with the memories of beautiful women from deep within my subconscious. Or sometimes I’m dirty, stanky, filthy fuckin’ rich without a care in the world and swimming in money like Michael Phelps high ...

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Beyoncé Fans Scare TF Out of Me

All my friends think I hate Beyoncé. I guess they have a good reason to believe that. Any chance I get, I’m roasting her over a slow fire like the peanut butter-skinned marshmallow she is…with her mediocre singing ass. But the truth is this: It’s not that I hate Bey. ...

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How My Headphones Protect Me From My Petty Self

On my morning and evening commutes, I’m not sure how long I’d last without my trusty pair of headphones to keep me from imploding into the petty version of my inner self. The asshole that doesn’t give a good fuck about whatchu think? The guy that shoots from the hip ...

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Why I cheered on Lawrence in the season finale of Insecure

Insecure is a great fucking show. It’s funny. It’s smart. But most importantly, it’s real. And as the season wore on, more and more bullshit seemed to turn up only to have big ass bombs drop during the season finale. Shiiiidddd, when the smoke cleared, I found myself in the middle ...

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Why I Used To Love H.I.M.

I’ve always been a fanatic of Kanye West’s music – going all the way back to The College Dropout. It seemed like an obvious match looking hindsight at it all. I was producing music. He was too. I’m from Chicago. He’s from Chicago too. I’m from the southside. He’s from ...

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What scares me more than police brutality

Police brutality. It’s the elephant in the room shitting all over the place and fucking up the couch. It’s on the news. It’s on social media. It’s a conversation thread somewhere in the vast land of the Internets giving some troll life as he or she fucks with people’s minds ...

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Dear America, Veterans Didn’t Do It For You…

Back in 2001, I was 22 years old with a two year old daughter that meant the world to me. Also in 2001, I was something called “Broke as all damn fuck.” You may have heard of it. Now, when I say broke, I mean so broke that my daughter ...

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How sh*tting on Michael Jordan won’t make you any more “woke”

I grew up in the Michael Jordan-era. The way that kids idolized Kobe Bryant – the way they currently swing like Tarzan from Lebron’s balls – is the same way I feel about Michael Jordan when it comes to basketball. Make no mistake. When it comes to hoops, MJ will ...

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The Joy of Voluntary Solitary Confinement

Social engagements are my kryptonite. And though at weddings and BBQs I can mingle and socialize with the best of ’em, whether it’s cracking hilarious jokes or creating engaging small talk about shit like who’s duty it is to sleep in the wetspot after sex, such activity is extremely draining ...

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